Ah, to be 40-year-old Paul Hutton. His story is something I'd make up at a party just for fun, only with good ol' Paul, it's a cold, hard reality. You see, Paul is a former RAF aeronautical engineer who was recently busted for drink-driving in Essex in a... Barbie Power Wheels (or something close). In the words of the internet, EPIC WIN.
Other than admitting to being a "complete twit", Paul added, "You have to be a contortionist to get in, and then you can't get out." He isn't just any twit, either.