We seriously doubt that anyone needs an explanation for the content of this post, but we would like to clarify that we had nothing to do with tag on the micro-skirt of the booth professional pictured above. From what we learned, the pretty woman works for a company that makes an energy drink called 'Pussy' - how appropriate... Well, you know the drill: hit the jump to check out the gallery with the ladies of the 2009 Essen Motor Show in Germany.